[Int. Night. Dimly lit hipster bar. A band caterwauls in the background as a young man bellies up to the bartendress.]
Guy: No, I'm good. I think five's my limit. Thanks. [Motions for her to lean in.] Hey, I don't mean to sound sleazy with you working here and all, but I think you're really cute. My band is playing the Ottobar tomor-
Girl: WHAT??
Guy: My band is playing the Otto -
Girl: WHAT?
Guy: MY BAND! IS PLAYING! THE OTTOBAR TOMORROW NIGHT! THE OTTOBAR! TOMORR-
Girl: I have to work tomorrow. [Immediately walks away.]
Guy: Ok.
[Edit - This is an old one.]
1 comment:
Guy should have mentioned how great TRACK 04 sounded.
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