Scenes from a Bar #1

[Int. Night. Dimly lit hipster bar. A band caterwauls in the background as a young man bellies up to the bartendress.]

Guy: No, I'm good. I think five's my limit. Thanks. [Motions for her to lean in.] Hey, I don't mean to sound sleazy with you working here and all, but I think you're really cute. My band is playing the Ottobar tomor-

Girl: WHAT??

Guy: My band is playing the Otto -

Girl: WHAT?

Guy: MY BAND! IS PLAYING! THE OTTOBAR TOMORROW NIGHT! THE OTTOBAR! TOMORR-

Girl: I have to work tomorrow. [Immediately walks away.]

Guy: Ok.

[Edit - This is an old one.]