Here's what was written on this one, with some minor embellished details that I couldn't fit on the paper at the time, but remember somewhat clearly:
"Yo, don't mess with that turtle. He bite you."
"Ain't no turtle gonna bite me."
"Yo, I'm telling you. I got bit by a turtle once. That's why I'm always biting my nails."
"Why?"
"'Cause a turtle bit me!"
"Um, we looking for some geese. [Points to ditto.] That a geese."
"They all geese."
"Well that a geese that chase you."
"Where's your homework?"
"Oh, you know...I just came off being sick and my eyes ain't working right and all..."
"Damn yo - I'd hate to be an animal. Lying around all day, doing nothing, waiting to be fed. Damn, yo."
1 comment:
Hahaha, oh man. The turtle one is almost profound!
I'll share one from a video gaming program I run at the library.
Two male twelve-year-olds:
#1: Oh yeah? Well, my friend has been playing Guitar Hero on expert since he was 4.
#2: Guitar Hero hasn't even been out that long.
#1: My friend is 5.
I lost my shit. I had to leave the room, I was laughing so hard.
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