Deep Thoughts #1

1) When shopping for more than one box of cereal, you should be cognizant of how the different flavors will taste together, should you get to the bottom of both boxes around the same time.

Scenes from a High School #1

Actual exchange with a kid today:

"Ummm...do da lac neh monuh be ruh?"

"What?"

"Do da lac neh monuh be ruh?"

"Say it again - I can't understand you."

"Do da LAC neh MONUH be RUH?"

"I'm sorry but I still have no idea what you're saying. Slow it down."

"Damn yo. Do. The. Loch. Ness. Monster. Be. Real."

"Umm...yes."