tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5716038312806200561.post4483036121975774162..comments2023-04-01T07:31:40.893-04:00Comments on Some of the World's Greatest Cynics...: Steve(n)http://www.blogger.com/profile/14026672389163768272noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5716038312806200561.post-74534639804266186032008-08-14T18:30:00.000-04:002008-08-14T18:30:00.000-04:00First off, Nicolas Sarkozy could've seduced Carla ...First off, Nicolas Sarkozy could've seduced Carla Bruni even if he were a pimply-faced 11-year-old. I'm sure, even then, he had merlot and the libido of a god running through his veins (Editor's note: If you're Henry James, then I'm Henry Miller).<BR/>Also, I think what we're missing here is a little something I like to call the 'Hair Factor' that politicians seem to calculate into their Amstel Light-hazed decision-making process about extramarital relations.<BR/>I'm sure Clinton spent way too many wee hours of the morning waking up and looking next to him, thinking, "I wish I didn't have to look at that butchy-version of Ellen's haircut." Can you blame him when Lewinsky's post-college 'Hello-world-I'm-a-cute-and-chubby-young-professional!' coif came bobbing along? No one can say no to those bangs and that amount of hairspray. No one.<BR/>Needless to say I wasn't too shocked when I saw what Edwards dug up for himself. Hunter's hair is insane, but a helluva a lot more interesting than his wife's. <BR/>So, between being amazed at her name-dropping Bret Easton Ellis and discussing her party-girl ways of the 1980's, I'm sure Edwards was hypnotized into doing whatever she had in mind by that headband. My God, that headband!Erinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12711146924642799871noreply@blogger.com